江湖路弯弯: Jianghu Road is Curved! Intro Chapter

Results are out! It was really close between Jianghu Road is Curved and White Calculation, Emperor’s Conquest wasn’t far behind either, but after careful tallying of all your votes, JHRIC came in number one!! Wow the outcome was really unpredicatable as I was going through everyone’s comments, hopefully those who preferred White Calculation or Emperor’s Conquest won’t be too disappointed, I’ll definitely look into translating them in future, whilst taking the other novels recommended into consideration as well. And for those of you who wanted something light after Chaos of Beauty, let us all sit back and enjoy a little bit of comedy now~~

INTRODUTION

Common Standards Of The Demoness Profession

Esteemed customer, I must tell you, our line of work, actually complies with the common standards of Wu Lin.

Ey, don’t you not believe me! This set of common standards-ah, have but gone through countless masters in and out of this generation, who have in many ways, gathered together solicit proposals, painstakingly written and strictly revised, finally established with the public voting of the entire Wu Lin —— in this Jiang Hu regardless of good and evil, also pretty much regardless of male or female, such rare case of passing with overwhelming approval, is truly not easy-ah!

Now, allow me to carefully explain the common standards for you.

This set of common standards for the profession, is actually simple, the system contains three classes of upper, middle and lower class, each having their own defining standards.

The lower class, is thus the entry level —— beauty like flowers, brutal heart with merciless means.

The defining standard of beauty, is in order of being one in ten thousands, as for brutal heart with merciless means, such uses the minimum standard of being charged with five or more (at least five) murders, and ten or more (at least ten) love debts.

Is it possible to be charged with a little less murders you ask? Er, you are joking right? Be it lacking one murder victim or lacking one case of love debt, how could that be enough to qualify for such notorious profession of ours? At best, just another fierce woman, vulgar!

Back to the topic, the middle class, naturally has a higher number of stages, other than appearance being one in a million, one must be charged with over eighty cases of murder, with three hundred or more love debts (to have received unrequited love for over a year also counts), aside from such strict standards, one must also have highly skilled martial arts and takes to extraordinary means. Only then can they play someone right in the palm of their hand, soaring above the commoners, sending enemies to their deaths without the cost of their own life.

Further speaking about the higher class, ho-ho look at how your eyes had brighten —— ashamed to say, thousands of years of Jiang Hu legends, majority of my line of workers roams around the lower class, to have the occasional few who manages to straighten themselves out and rises to middle class, is already considered very lucky. But! There are still one or two conditions that requires being born with heaven’s favour, to be able to break through bad luck and leap high, becoming the legend of a new generation. This little one can only imagine that person-ah, appearance is naturally above that of hundreds and millions of people, pure and enchanting, walking on clouds like a fairy, one smile inflicting internal injury on thousands of men; and that person’s use of devilish schemes, will absolutely have reached the ultimate level of battling the great Buddha with a sprinkle of spring water from one’s hand, having sages accept the court fools below them, shifting the murder blame without the slightest trace!

—— such talent, to have one come from my line once every hundred year, can be met, but cannot seek ah!

Ey, I really must tell you, in fact from my line, it has already been so long since anyone has been able to reach the upper class —— the majority of the younger generation all lingers in the world of their own romances, since stepping into the initial stage, they have been pulling and tugging at all sorts of males, tangled in a mess, really is hateful and regrettable! Every time this little one thinks about this, tears of sadness will always be shed for our line of work, anger raises with no dispute! Sorrow for the unfortunate!

——the peerless beauties of a generation, capable of all, demonesses, where have you all gone?! Why do you no longer come out to wreak havoc in this ordinary world?

What? You say there is a bunch of such people in the world of Mary Sue?

……screw your mother, right now we are talking wuxia!

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Over now to sparklingdawnlights’ blog for chapter one >>> http://sparklingdawnlights.blogspot.co.uk/2015/12/jiang-hu-lu-wan-wan-chapter-1.html